Best of Craigslist

While looking for work on Craigslist, I came across this little gem that’s been helping me procrastinate for hours. It’s called the Best of Craigslist and in this little repository goes the funniest, wittiest, strangest, cutest ads to find their way on the site.

Most of these ads are pieces of flash fiction (except they are true [maybe]) with characters, a plot and a setting. They all offer a glimpse into the mind of your fellow humans. And we all know that the best characters and stories are culled from the people surrounding us.

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Please be aware, before you click, that some of these may contain strong language and/or sexual content. If you are not over 18 or offended by these things. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

1. To the guy sailing across Mission Bay with a porch umbrella

2. Space ship for sale. $3500 obo

3. To the crazy bat s*** lady who picked up the fridge

4. Dear conceited penis

5. My house mice have a missed connection with your cat – seriously